@McGunnersite: We are gathered here today because Somebody "glares at coffin " couldn't stay alive.
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@UnFitz: "The Godfather" teaches us that: 1. Nothing is more important than family and 2. Our families are always trying to kill us.
@LindaInDisguise: Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages.
@DaddyJew: Oh, your kid gets straight A's at school? That's cool. My son knows exactly what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse.