@Morgan2383Mo: "We are out of oranges" he said, fruitlessly.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@gianni_bcn: To show off my "Downton Abbey etiquette" at the gym, I don't throw punches at the punching bag. I just say something witty and cruel to it.
@wildethingy: Could a murderer do THIS? *lawyer points to defendant doing cool tap dance* I remind the jury that only guilty feet have got no rhythm.
@theshamingofjay: When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings
@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.