@TinaMav: We are the people our parents warned us about.
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@ScobeyWanKenobi: The best part about being thirty is that I'm finally old enough to play a high schooler in movies.
@weinerdog4life: Me: Waiter, there's a duck in my soup Waiter: That's a pond, you're at a park, I'm just here with my family, will you put some pants on?
@vikkaroni: "Two roads diverged in a wood, and I? I took a nap until I finally heard a car coming."