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@TinaMav: We are the people our parents warned us about.
@vivalacrap: I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex
@dlicj: flight attendant: as u can see the captain has turned on the no murdering sign
[guy next to me is still murdering someone]
me: um excuse me
@iGreenMonk: I just wish my ex-wife could look down from Heaven and see me now.
But no, she's still alive.
@IronWang: What is love?
You just sang "baby, don't hurt me." In your mind didn't you?
@daemonic3: Cookies from Best to Worst:
1. Chocolate chip
2. Girl Scout