@River_Niles: We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow
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@beefman138: A coworker just complained that nobody was talking to her and I really wish I had her kind of problems.
@mattZillaaaa: Whenever someone tells me "make yourself at home" at their house, I always clog their toilet
@StarksWeek: I'm not saying I'm bilingual but if you shout at me in German I'll probably do whatever you want
@TheBoydP: Life advice: Your bark may be worse than your bite but you really shouldn’t bark at people either.