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@CloydRivers: We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica.
@Go2Slp: How to get laid:
HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there.
@blasphe_me: I guess it's not socially acceptable to put my hand in the shape of a gun into my mouth in the middle of a conversation.
@Dallani: One time, I broke my iPhone
and for 2 days I had to tweet from my Macbook like a God-dammed homeless person
I don't like to talk about it
@Michael_Erhart: What if balloons take over and start twisting us into animal shapes?
@Ms_Moneypenny_: The 1st to apologize is the bravest. The 1st to forgive, the strongest. The 1st to forget, the happiest.nnThe first to kill the other, WINS.