@CloydRivers: We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica.
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@Cravin4: I'm so broke identity thieves sent a fruit basket with a note. "Sorry about the ID theft. Please tell your creditors to stop calling us."
@MattKrahe: A gentle reminder that as a duck billed platypus both lays eggs and produces milk, it is unusual in that it could make it's own custard.
@fluffysuse: There are three types of people: 1. Annoying people 2. Annoying people I am sleeping with 3. People I haven't met
@davedittell: *takes load of groceries off of old woman's hands* these are mine now you old prune