@kumailn: We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?
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@jaggings: Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous. I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.
@GreenishDuck: Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian.
@SequelsWeWant: Pet Cemetery 3: People get tired of resurrecting pets and relatives. Somebody buries dinosaur bones. Jurassic Park ensues.