@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
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@wendchymes: It might be time to diet when you ask Siri to call your " boyfriend" and she dial's up Domino's pizza
@kevinrowe1: My wife doesn't mind me flirting with other women. She finds the rejection quite entertaining.
@EBenita0517: I'm Puerto Rican, but not "carries a knife in my purse everywhere I go" Puerto Rican. Sometimes it's in my bra.