@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.
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@erica_rosie: I used to wonder what it'd be like to read other people's minds. Then I got a Twitter account, and I'm over it.
@BigRadMachine: Y'all are gonna lose your minds when Donald Trump eats a Snickers and turns into Bernie Sanders.
@sarcasticmommy4: My son asked for help with his math homework as we pulled into the school parking lot. Then I laughed & laughed & told him to get out.