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@ArfMeasures: "We can't put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes"

CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan

“We can’t put it off any longer Alan, our daughter needs new shoes”

CENTIPEDE DAD: [staring out the window] This is gonna bankrupt us Susan

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