@WilliamAder: We could all chip in, buy Rolling Stone magazine, and take turns being on the cover.
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@MissNaughty1801: ...: who do you listen to more? Mummy or daddy? 5y: mummy ...: why? 5y: mummy talks more
@: New neighbor came over and said "I'm required by state law to introduce myself." Odd pickup line, but guess who has a date tonight, guys!
@sixfootcandy: I don't understand what someone gets out of arguing with a complete stranger. Fight with your family like the rest of us.