@WilliamAder: We could all chip in, buy Rolling Stone magazine, and take turns being on the cover.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MatCro: [French restaurant] DANIEL: Promise me, not again MIYAGI: Promise. [raises hand] Garcon? [waiter comes] D: Don- M: [waves hand] Garcoff
@robwhisman: ageism fascinates me because it's the only ism with this built-in inevitable irony. like, no racist gradually changes into a hispanic
@Shen_the_Bird: [first day as a bartender] customer: i'd like this drink to go to the lady in the corner me: [holding it] HEY her: [looks up] me: CATCH
@JohnLyonTweets: [police lineup] Cop: Number 3, say, "Gimme your purse, you old hag." Me: You've got it wrong. I said "old woman," not "old hag."