@WilliamAder: We could all chip in, buy Rolling Stone magazine, and take turns being on the cover.
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@UncleDuke1969: Hot singles are in your area! Hot singles are on your block! Hot singles are in your house! Hot singles are here to kill you!
@Chelsea_Elle: The best part of being a girl is not having to open doors. If I approach a door and a guy isn't there I just take a nap til one shows up.
@Gupton68: It’s fair to say that in the event of a bear attack, my kids would be safe with me. I’d never be able to outrun the little buggers, and there’s more than enough snacking on me to sate even the hungriest ursine.