@Lisa_Laughs_: We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep.
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@Jacksawyerr: If I got kidnapped I'd continuously sing Pitbull songs until they kill me, I'd die but at least they'd suffer too.
@simoncholland: Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on? Stop talking in secret code.
@markleggett: A bird in the hand is worth nothing and is probably giving you duck AIDS. Put it back.
@peachesanscream: You've seen nothing until you've seen a picture of a pigeon having a job interview to become a pigeon: