@Lisa_Laughs_: We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep.
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@JohnMayer: I understand that t-shirt guns exist but what about shooting pants at people? This seems useful too
@DirtMcTurd: I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes
@JennyJohnsonHi5: If the Discovery Channel's new show 'Naked And Afraid' isn't about Mormon honeymoons, I'm not interested.
@INDlAN_: [2:30AM] *it’s quite late now. Let’s make a call* *Hey Boss, are you sleepin?* [Yes you nerd, why?] *cause I’m still doing your stupid work*