@isabelzawtun: We cut open the cake at the gender reveal party and out spill thousands of fire ants. The guests howl. FIRE ANTS ARE MOSTLY MALE, I explain
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@iGreenMonk: Natural Disasters are just Mother Nature's way of saying, "How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess? Go to your room.."
@protolalia: You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
@Book_Krazy: Satan: What's that? God: Babies. I made them the sweetest creatures in the universe. Satan: I see. *invents screaming* God: lol good one!