@liv_thatsme: We desperately need something to unite humanity. No, not love or compassion. I'm talking about a full scale alien attack.
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@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops
@TragicAllyHere: *being abducted by aliens* Hey thanks guys it was getting pretty rough down there. What we got goin' on, snack-wise?
@nicfit75: My kids are giving all the people on this plane a hard lesson in birth control right now.