@liv_thatsme: We desperately need something to unite humanity. No, not love or compassion. I'm talking about a full scale alien attack.
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@SnackMomSyndrom: If something happened to me today, my legacy would be how much my kids say "like"
@OkieGirl405: My boyfriend is taking me to a Spanish restaurant for dinner, I'm kind of scared, I don't speak Spanish, how will I know not to order dog
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?