@ibid78: "We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus
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@ilovepie84: Your Ex is like spilt milk. If you put newspaper over them its like the mistake never happened.
@longwall26: Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over.
@215potter: My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning.