@ibid78: "We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus
@Schmoodles: I copied my Match.com bio from a used car website.
- Good condition.
- Some evidence of rear end damage.
@TheMichaelRock: Sarcasm is like hitting someone in the face with a bat, but with words.
@DVSblast: NO MATTER HOW MANY ALIENS BIT SCULLY SHE STUCK TO HER GUNS LIKE "NO THESE ARE SCIENCE BITES". KINDA GOTTA RESPECT THAT.
@PlatinumShower: I just used "volumizing" shampoo for the first time....
Everything sounds the same.