@ibid78: "We do not negotiate with Pterodactyls."- President Barack Obamasaurus
@wickedimproper: He's 52, from now on let's just call him John Depp.
@Brianhopecomedy: I told my wife that size shouldn't matter so she went out shopping and bought my "boys room" a new 4 inch TV.
@IvoryGazelle: Ugh I can’t stand him. I’m not gonna go into it but let me just say this...
[40 min later]
...and you should see the way he ties his shoes, I hope he dies
@DaveWeasel: "Don't Kid Yourself" would be the greatest brand name for birth control pills.