@MrSkinnyGenes: We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already.
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@samalmightysam: The difference between pizza and love is that when the pizza ends it doesn't send you subtweets.
@BobScottCPA: But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal please—it's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing
@WilliamAder: I'm no scientist, but if that ebola virus is communicable, that means WE CAN TALK TO IT.
@zachreinert03: Anytime I see someone with dreadlocks i yell CONGRATS ON HAVING A DIRTY HEAD FOR AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME