@WilliamAder: We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot.
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@Rollinintheseat: Kid: "I want to be a doctor when I grow up." Mom: "You can't. Your hands aren't cold enough."
@TribalSpaceCat: Once I saved 10 kittens from a burning building and yes all the people died but look how cute they are
@CornOnTheGoblin: [God wakes up] oh man i am hungover, what'd i do last night? [sees that goats have the ability to scream now] haha oh yea
@calluptome: Good for you when one door closes & another door opens. For the rest of us that usually means we're in jail.