@WilliamAder: We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot.
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@MondayPajamas: Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you.
@matny: I want to follow a random family around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all of their photos.
@PhilJamesson: Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]