@SkinnerSteven: We get ground beef from cows and sky beef from birds
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@jamieramone: It's the point of the night where I either keep my drunk friend from making an ass of herself or just tape it for youtube.
@Reel2Dialog2: [from the bottom of a lake] I have this thing where I underestimate the size of puddles.
@thepunningman: Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok.