@clindsaysway: We got a tornado warning, and I'm too scared to open my windows. Don't want any sharks in my house.
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@david8hughes: [turns up radio in the car] Me: I love this song. I want us to conceive our first child to it Hitchhiker: dude just drop me off here
@daemonic3: "Hey, will you join us in our street protest?" No thanks "Why not?" I actually love streets
@handokotjung: How to be happier: 1. Exercise 2. Lift weight 3. When you've become stronger due to those exercises, smack the person who made you unhappy.