@fillthevacuum: We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car.
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@robfee: Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard.
@CheryeDavis: Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute...
@Jake_Vig: Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?