@Carbosly: "We had to let him go. He was only pulling 15 times his weight."
- Corporate ants.
@RamblingMachine: Too many TV ads about how you can remove blood stains off clothes with detergents & none about how you can hide the body? Where's the logic?
@_youhadonejob: Human logic.
@withanewname: [flash mob in front of me & my girl]
[I join in then kneel down gasping]
"grab me a smoothie from Jamba Juice?"
@CanadianCyn: Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.
@Super_Cynthia: [drops phone in toilet]