@ScottLinnen: We have a ghost. Came home and found the fridge magnets rearranged: "I see dreadful people."
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@GrandadJFreeman: Most girls: "I hangout with guys, there's less drama." Me: "I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."
@daemonic3: If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat.
@FuckabillyRex: If you didn't wanna see 157 pictures of me eating cake, you shouldn't have put me in charge of the PowerPoint presentation, boss.
@imogenjayy: Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in.