@a_olivia4212: We have a saying in Germany. It is better to have loved and lost than to engage in a land war with Russia in the winter.
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@Jamie1947: You can call me a "simpleton" if you choose. But I ask you this. What is that. What is simpleton, is that like a good or bad thing, not sure
@FrenulumBreve: [romantic dinner] her: "I was hoping it might just be the two of us." ventriloquist dummy: "he said I help with his confidence."
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