@alisonforns: "We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies." - Top Secret NSA Memo
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@oakhillbargrill: That tweet is awesome. You guys are awesome. Twitter is awesome. I've made awesome friends on Twitter. A thesaurus would be awesome.
@thefurlinator: "I'll see you in hell" should be followed with "and I won't even stop to say hi". Otherwise you're just making plans with someone you hate
@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.
@crunchenhancer: A 6'-6" guy doesn't scare me, but my 5'-1" wife does, if you were looking for inspiration to get married.