@AristotlesNZ: We need a weapon that hits something only hard enough to really annoy it, then turns back around & attacks us! -Inventor of the Boomerang.
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@jacquelinehey: Joe: Okay so we sneak in one night around February, steal his shoes Obama: Joe Joe: And then dump legos all over the floor
@DelanieFischer: Being an adult means assuming someone's dead every time your parents call you at work.
@Eightinchgoat: *Pulls your panties to the side* *Tries to remember how I even ended up wearing your panties*