@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too
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@HiddleDeeDee: If it seems as though I love the dog more than you, kids, well that's because he doesn't have homework I need to help him with.
@Cryptic1iam: Female dragonflies will fake their own death if faced w/ unwanted attention from a male dragonfly. You can learn so much from nature
@PinkCamoTO: Me: What are you doing? H: Fantasy football. M: Which football players are you fantasizing about? H: M: H: M: Is that not how it works?
@AndyAsAdjective: Just said "No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon." I shouldn't be allowed to parent.