@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too
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@2tickytacky: I had to memorize a random 18 digit password before she'd let me in. Guess who stole your Soap Opera Digest out of the mailbox, Mom?
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Can't.. arguing with someone who thinks phone internet and internet internet are two different internets.
@cee_ryan: My favorite thing to do at the library is leave browser tabs open with search results for "best way to clean vomit off a keyboard??"
@LuvPug: Waiter: Can I get you something to drink? Me: just cheese dip Waiter: .... Me: With a straw please