@SteveSuckington: We need to keep kids off drugs. It's hard enough to find them without kids buying them too
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@Maui_Speaks: Dear person who just turned in your resume with no name or phone number. You didn't get the job.
@Michael1979: At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017
@miilkkk: Everyone says they want a fairytale wedding. But when I show up and curse their firstborn, suddenly I'm the jerk...
@BrendanHealy4: Wife texts husband 'Windows frozen', husband texts wife 'try bucket of warm water', wife texts husband 'computer not working at all now'