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@SortaBad: "We need to kill the terrorist NOW"
But how..
"The human body is 70% water"
Jesus, you know what to do
*terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*

“We need to kill the terrorist NOW”
But how..
“The human body is 70% water”
Jesus, you know what to do
*terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*

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