@shariv67: We only use 10% of our brains because the other 90% is busy regretting saying "You too!" to a waiter after he said "Enjoy your meal."
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@thesulk: Next time you're on an elevator with a stranger say, "If the doors open and it's all zombies, let's team up."
@leontymccarthy: I always hold the door for ladies, but they never seem to get in the car when I do that.
@zipoffs: just a good, friendly, light-hearted conversation that for some reason charmin initiated with me
@WilliamAder: They're not called "butt hole mirrors." They're called "hand mirrors," according to this clerk at Walgreens.