@lonelydandruff: we r all Mehmet
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@blaudiablogan: It is truly easier to forgive your enemies than figure out how to limit their access to your facebook page.
@Travon: Flight attendant: "will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?" Me: "yes" In my head: "No we're all gonna die"
@T_Bonezzz_: When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier.