@tastefactory: We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@GashleyMadison: [at restaurant] -sees baby screaming in high chair -walks over & picks baby up -walks outside & puts baby down "You're free," I whisper.
@SirFlushaLot: "This is wrong on sooo many levels" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators.
@heatherlou_: As a mom, I'm super excited about the rock collection my daughter just told me she's starting.
@emptydahl: Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course.