@tastefactory: We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies.
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@gibbet: "IT'S A BOY" I shouted, tears rolling down my face "I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again.
@SteveKoehler22: Ladies : Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ? Your dentist.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: Me: Good night, moon. [30 mins later] Moon: I thought you went to bed. I saw you favorite that tweet. Why aren't you reading my messages?
@Marlebean: For as long as that song was, you'd think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once...