@tastefactory: We really are the most blessed generation. We've had 7 iPhones and 7 Fast and Furious movies.
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@RobbyRob313: When I said that you'd always have a place to stay in rough times, I meant like a motel or a shelter. Anyway ... You can't stay here.
@dumbbeezie: My doctor told me that despite my efforts, I'll probably live a long life. I'm taking the news pretty hard