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@MattMcC1: "We run a tight ship" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway "Real tight."
he turns sideways to fit down the hall

“We run a tight ship” barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway “Real tight.”
he turns sideways to fit down the hall

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