@RandomAntics: we should be using all the time technology frees up to expand language, not shorten it. instead of 'prolly' try 'probababably.'
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@nattylumpo88: Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: "The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"
@StarWarsProblms: Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
@FrankConniff: A lethal injection that takes two hours has no place in a civilized society. And it shouldn't happen in Arizona either.
@shadonium: Him: your account was stolen! Me: My twitter account? Him: no your bank account! *sigh* Me: thanks God!