@wescraw: We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys.
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@therealelp: jesus could get on twitter and be like "fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!" and someone would be like "you're".
@BoobsRadley: Therapist: resentment is like drinking poison in the vain hope it makes your enemies sick Me: not if I'm banking on them eating my body
@daemonic3: If I could have dinner with anyone, dead and alive, it would definitely be Schrodinger's cat.
@ericsshadow: This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone