@rzarosco: "We should definitely let dolphins go into space instead of monkeys" said one scientist obviously not a dolphin dressed up as a scientist
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@dxblarssonENG: Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi.
@MichaelTrying: How much mint do I have to muddle into this mojito for it to count as a serving of vegetables?
@SuperApple8: If Ryan Gosling doesn't ask me to be his valentine, I'm moving on. This ship has sailed. This ball has sunk. This fart has flatulated.