@LOsepyan: We should let prisoners take their own mug shots...I shall call it "The cellfie"
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@BorowitzReport: Romney: "I have nothing but respect for women. I'm good friends with the owners of some."
@Dawn_M_: A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door.
@LuckoftheDraw86: God invented co-workers to remind us that dying alone wouldn't be such a bad thing.
@dafloydsta: DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: No. DOCTOR: Are you at least active? ME: Also no.