@GrantTanaka: We should probably abolish the death penalty since we don't even get to throw rotten vegetables at people anymore
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@Tups13: I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly.
@Easy_Tiger__: Guys remember: if you encounter a girl in her natural habitat, don't panic. She's just as scared as you. Make loud noises, she will run off.
@KeithAshers: Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider.
@Mike_Bianchi: It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose.