@missmayn: We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
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@swiftenhaal: Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat and then I remember they just feed off attention.
@imdaintyaf: I'm sorry I punched you in the face when you said "I love you". Intimacy scares me. And you said it to my sister.
@Neuronicism: If she doesn't have a new hair style by the time you're done, you're doing it wrong.