@missmayn: We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
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@RidiculousSheri: I have two boyfriends! Well, I'm dating two men Okay. Ben and I are just friends Same with Jerry Fine. I have ice cream. But it's love.
@Michael_Erhart: There's that girl again. Time to impress her. *Rolls down the window blasting a science podcast*
@amore_orless: Social media's ruined everything. If I saw a dead body on my walk home my first thought would be to take a pic and caption it "Mood"
@JesseWeller: Oh, hey guys how were the bars tonight? That's cool. In case you were wondering all of the Harry Potter movies are still really good.