@missmayn: We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
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@LifeUnPinterest: HIM: Why is this sticky? ME: Remember that crazy sex we had? I got pregnant and now we have a 2YO contaminating the entire place with filth
@Its_Miss_Riss: Just saw a fully functional phone booth with an intact yellow pages; so, yeah, I know a thing or two about time travel.
@badbanana: Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button.