@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
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@Dawn_M_: During a zombie apocalypse, establish dominance by approaching the baddest zombie with the snappiest teeth and braid his hair.
@Death_Buddy: You sneeze, and a tiny book titled "A spiders guide to navigating the human brain" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing.
@awescar: If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it.