@CakeThrottle: We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons
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@Brianhopecomedy: Just saw that my wife was googling ballroom dancing lessons and now I'm hoping that she's having an affair.
@AmberTozer: If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this
@UnicornSyrup: "I decided I wanted to be a ninja so I googled "Ninja School", followed the link and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School"
@itshotterhere: Apparently, if you jump out of a plane wearing parachute pants, it doesn't break your fall at all. But you can carry about a hundred combs.