@CakeThrottle: We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons
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@Karate_Horse: I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't
@INDlAN_: *lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sēn F: well? Me: we’re in China
@GreenishDuck: Text your dad "egg salad sandwich" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken.