@a_lolbrarian: We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said “this is the earth” one of the kids booed
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@chuuew: ME: You see that guy with the half horse body standing in the middle of that crowd? FRIEND: Ugh. Yes... Let me guess, they're the *centaur* of attention?! ME: No. He keeps shitting everywhere and no one says anything
@Tups13: Researcher: We’d like you to be part of a focus group. Me [squinting terribly]: Who said that?
@LurkAtHomeMom: 7: [from bed] MOM! Me: YES? 7: *mumbling Me: WHAT? 7: *mumbling Me: HUH? 7: *mumbling Me: *pauses movie* 7: WHAT DOES LIGHTNING TASTE LIKE?
@squirrel74wkgn: [on first date] I'll have an iced tea, please. Waiter: Sure. Ummm...anything for the balloon with a woman's face drawn on it?