@a_lolbrarian: We went to the planetarium today and when the voiceover said “this is the earth” one of the kids booed
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@daemonic3: Last night I couldn't sleep at all, just lying wide awake "Oh, insomnia?" No, in bed you idiot. Where the hell is Somnia?
@pancake_puns: did you know the official veterinary term for your cat eating something it shouldn't is "dietary indiscretion" which absolutely sounds like a cat politician trying to downplay its irresponsible past
@GinAndJif: Don'tcha wish your g/f was fun like me? *plays Twister* Don'tcha wish your g/f was a freak like me? *regurgitates a jellyfish* Don'tcha...?