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@DanMentos: "We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision"
Which was?
"We ate Bill"
OMG. How long were you in there?
“4 minutes"

“We were trapped in the elevator and had to make a terrible decision”
Which was?
“We ate Bill”
OMG. How long were you in there?
“4 minutes”

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