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@AndyAsAdjective: Wear green for St Patty's Day! You don't wanna get punched!

-You mean pinched

[flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier]

It's pinched?

Wear green for St Patty’s Day! You don’t wanna get punched!

-You mean pinched

[flashback to the 6 people I punched earlier]

It’s pinched?

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