@lasergirl70: Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror.
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@Manda_like_wine: She often thinks about what life may have been outside the asylum, had the cashier refrained from putting her change on top of the receipt.
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.
@_Tempo11: I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park.