@lasergirl70: Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror.
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@skickwriter: I'm beginning to think the dark circles that appeared under my eyes in 2008 may not go away.
@The_MartiniGirl: I love when people tell me to get my act together and I'm like who the hell is acting geez.
@karanbirtinna: I was fired from my job as hotel front desk manager for yelling “Get a room!” to every couple that entered the hotel.