@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.
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@AaronFullerton: Really, every section of the greeting card aisle could be called "Societal Obligation."
@lilgapeach30: I don't delete annoying people out of my phone. I give them new names so I know not to answer. "Always needs a favor" is calling, decline.
@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?