@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.
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@daemonic3: My friend said his dog retrieved a ball he threw over a mile away. I don't know, that seems pretty far fetched.
@ninjadinosaur1: The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work.
@Vodkantots: Whoever said, "there's no place like home for the holidays" clearly hasn't been to my house.
@sensualgifs: when you're sick of dropping subtle hints to the guy you like and getting no where