@smint: Wearing 'EarPods' is my favorite way of making the rest of the world believe my verbal outbursts are part of a heated phone conversation.
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@SardonicTart: Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.
@Shock_Monster: "Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!" - Twitter
@tastefactory: When Leo said, "To all my friends, you know who you are" he was talking about the bear
@ClassicMegan: I don't care if you stop reading after 80 characters. I'm using all 140, even if what I say makes no sense at all. Oh also, your mom's a who