@LeaMehanna: Wearing high heels and releasing doves at weddings are so last century. I'll be wearing running shoes and releasing chickens at mine
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@donni: Stop saying "There's plenty of fish in the sea." I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!
@JCWisdomNuggets: I carry two crickets around in a small box so when I say something that isn't funny I can supply my own sound effects. They get real tired.
@andylevy: "Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to" - The President of the United States