@BadJordon: Wearing my bathing suit as underwear in case a random pool party breaks out sounds way better than too lazy to do laundry.
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@KaptainKoRnie: Since the invention of the smart phone, how many times have you clicked a desktop icon once and waited for a response. Ok, just me?
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