@trojansauce: *wears one gryffindor and one slytherin sock to work to represent the internal human struggle between good and evil*
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MatCro: My girlfriend just got the definition of mansplaining wrong and now I don't know what to do.
@Brampersandon_: [doing a sexy skype chat] GF: show me urs & I'll show u mine ME: mmm baby I can't wait *we both lower our cams to show each other our dogs*
@killerdollrik: I attend weddings purely to be fortunate enough to hear those two little words that always bring tears to my eyes - "open bar"