@mejustbeth: Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I'll put some clothes on too.
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@Book_Krazy: Me: Well hello again. I knew you'd be back. I seem to have that effect on people Fed Ex: Just sign here so I can leave
@SpacePlankton: *watches movie* *sees a scene with full frontal male nudity* *pauses for three months*
@DanMentos: Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
@TheAlexNevil: *watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it.