@SCbchbum: Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets.
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@mooses_mom_mar: Interviewer: What skills can you bring to this company? Me: I can kill a spider without screaming. I: Your office will be next to mine.
@Book_Krazy: "Whoa nice car" Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels [whispers to friend] "What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires"