@SCbchbum: Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets.
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@shawnspree: It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head.
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
@steveolivas: 12yo son forgot his electric toothbrush -- so now he has to MOVE HIS ARM to brush his teeth. His protest was legendary.