@SCbchbum: Web MD should go ahead and sell caskets.
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@UGotMeRight: I think I'll go to church this morning. I need to repent all my sins & pray for the neighbors wife to covet me.
@KentWGraham: My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out.
@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting