@ashleycrem: If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they've taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike.

@LuvPug: I'm 14 shows into the 1st season of 'Lost' & there are SO many mysteries. I sure hope someone finds out where Sawyer plugs in his flat iron

@: Tired of not knowing if I should swipe my credit card, insert the chip or punch myself in the face.

@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: What did you like most about your last job? ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

@Marlebean: The ONE time I actually want to say "duck", damn you autocorrect! "Sorry again! I'd love to join the preschool field trip to the DUCK pond"