@WoodyLuvsCoffee: "The last thing I want to do is hurt you. First I want to date you & get to know you."

@markydoodoo: FOR SALE: one Ferris wheel. Fair condition.

@Nikkeya08: I hate when I'm pooping alone in the house and I hear a noise.. please don't kill me while i'm pooping..

@Los01001111: The best trick the devil ever pulled was calling herself "him".

@JacknArisdad: You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English